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Joke of the Day
"I don't know why people still want to become veterinarians... ...they all end up homeless."
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"If my iPod doesn't work in the next few minutes, I'm throwing it in the river. It can either sync or swim."
"My dick was in the Guinness book of world records Then the librarian asked me to take it out"
"That awkward moment when you accept a compliment that wasn't meant for you."
"Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say ""DRY"" on the butt?"
"Ten times two is the same as eleven times two Ten times two is twenty Andersen times two is twenty, too"
"What do monkeys drink in space? Orangu-Tang."
"So, if he gets divorced for the third time... Does Melania get to keep the White House?"
"When my mum was in labour.... When my mum was in labour, my head got stuck in her fanny and the midwife had to pull me out. That's how excited I was to see my little brother."
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip..."