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Joke of the Day
"I don't know why people still want to become veterinarians... ...they all end up homeless."
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"Playing mini-golf with your family is a fun way to spend thirty-two dollars to watch your kid throw 18 tantrums in a row."
"What do I and Y2K have in common? Neither of us can get a date right ;_;"
"What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes? Slow Natives"
"What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs? Unfortunate."
"Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena? I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016."
"What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy? When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, ""Merci!""."
"What do Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common? They both come when you're alseep."
"Nice try, St. Patrick's Day, but I don't need a reason to drink."
"What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool? He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)"