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Joke of the Day
"I've lost my boyfriend! He's in one of these browser tabs, somewhere."
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"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office covered head to toe in cellophane. The psychiatrist says, ""Sir, I can clearly see you're nuts."""
"from Jabba the Hutt's perspective Star Wars is the story of a guy who owed him money and then instead of paying had his friends murder him"
"Why did the farmer win an award? because he was out-standing in his field"
"No one is listening until you fart."
"Q: Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window? A: It was closed."
"A man sees a woman 500 feet in the air... He asks her ""hey, do you know anything about parachutes?"" She says ""No. Do you know anything about gas stoves?"""
"If Microwaves were people... They would be your one friend who always runs into something or knocks something down when you're trying to sneak into the house at 3 am."
"""I'm so pissed I could punch a ba-"" ""A what?"" Big Baby from Toy Story 3 hovers over me, sawed-off shotgun in hand. ""A bagel. I HATE carbs."""
"Why are Pakistan not allowed to play football? Because every time they get a corner they set up a shop."