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Joke of the Day

"My damn neighbours bang on the walls at all hours of the night It's so bad sometimes that i can hardly hear myself practising the drums"

"Friend: If Nicki Minaj, Ke$ha, Nickelback, and Creed all died in a plane crash who would you miss the most? Me.. F... M.. F.. Me: the pilot"

"My favorite pokemon joke What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff? Pikachu, that's all he can say."

"Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree? Because they're stuck up"

"If I had a dollar for every person who found me unattractive... I'd buy the htc vive, because who the fuck cares if your ugly when you have VR."

"What does a stripper eat for thanksgiving dinner? Twerky"

"i love our new home. LA is such a safe place and- *a dog drives by holding a pistol playing tupac in an el camino* denise get in the car"

"Dark humor is a lot like food... Not everyone gets it"

"""Have I made myself clear?"" Said the chameleon as he stood in front of a sheet of glass."

"Always ask your girlfriend if she is actually a transvestite before you start dating her. I learned it the hard way."