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Joke of the Day

"Everytime you pull the trigger a bullet loses its job...HAHAHAHA! Because it gets FIRED. HAHAHA! *I'm in tears*"

"If I liked one of your pics from 12 weeks ago, doesn't mean I'm stalking you...It just means you haven't looked nice in awhile"

"Three Guys Walk Into A Bar The fourth guy ducks."

"If life gives you melons, You might be dyslexic!"

"What a tense, tense day 4/19 was. Maybe tomorrow, somehow, will be a little mellower."

"Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas? Because they weren't getting a square meal."

"As a little girl, I dreamt of being whisked away by a handsome prince. It's my husband's dream now."

"Denied candy because I ""didn't wear red"". Kicked out of the office because I ""didn't wear pants"". I'm tired of these Valentine's Day rules."

"It ain't harassment if... Her ass meant to be slapped"

"[NSFW] If you're born with a penis you're a boy, a vagina, you're a girl, but...... If your born with a couple of cunts for parents then you're probably gender neutral"