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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth? Gladiator."
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"I need to make a change. I haven't given a fuck my entire life. I'm still a virgin."
"What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises"
"i just got my first prostate exam and im never going back to that dentist again"
"I got invited to my first HS party... ten years too late, fuck you all i'm not going to the reunion, get bent."
"Wanna hear a joke? My ex wife still misses me..."
"[son hands me a picture he painted a school] That's great. Let's just put that in the 'maybe has epilepsy' pile."
"If you keep your child on a leash in public, I will not hesitate to ask ""Does he bite?"""
"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put in the wrong pair of socks this morning."
"Remember when you were small & all you wanted was a pony but your parents were high on meth & thought the house was already full of ponies?"