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Joke of the Day

"As a little girl, I dreamt of being whisked away by a handsome prince. It's my husband's dream now."

"My friend lost his left hand... He's all right now."

"What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel? Where is my essay?"

"What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria? Light"

"What did the buddhist monk say when he was asked if he was leaving? Na 'ma stay. (namaste) Grandfather joke at Easter dinner last sunday. Sorry."

"Salad tastes pretty good once you add some Nutella and throw away the salad."

"What is the most successful hotel? Auschwitz, 6 million stars."

"What did the hungry whale do? He bit the tail off a submarine and sucked out all the seamen."

"I'm anti-semantic but I don't know how to say it."

"FACT: Once he became a knight, Sir Ian McKellen could only move in an ""L"""