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Joke of the Day

"When I walk through the produce aisle I feel that the fruit is conspiring against me, and that gets on my nerves.... I don't know, maybe I'm just pear-annoyed."

"What do you call the rapid growth of Indian cities? Turbanisation"

"How does a monster begin a fairy tale? ""Once upon a slime . . ."""

"How did you feel when you found out Obama was half white and half black? Because I had mixed feelings."

"There's a gang in my neighborhood that recruits members by threatening them with all sorts of horrible punishments and tortures if they don't join .. but enough about the Church .."

"4 stages of a relationship: 1) Hand in hand 2) That in hand 3) Hand in that 4) That in that"

"My favorite thing at the Chinese buffet is the chicken balls But man, those must have been awfully big chickens!"

"Haha Whats is a house without ears : anwser:homtydumty:}"

"Why do java developers always wear eyeglasses? Because they dont C#"

"A book just fell on my head! I guess I only got my shelf to blaim!"