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Joke of the Day
"Why do java developers always wear eyeglasses? Because they dont C#"
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"I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger eating a chocolate egg I said to him: ""I bet I know what your favourite holiday is."" He said: ""You've got to love Easter, baby."""
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