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Joke of the Day

"Haha Whats is a house without ears : anwser:homtydumty:}"

"When is a door not a door When it's ajar"

"Mark Zuckerberg says he wears a grey t-shirt everyday because he doesn't want to waste time on things that don't matter. He runs Facebook."

"How do you know a mod of /r/jokes is Asian? [dereted]"

"Whats the diffrence between a cow and 9/11 You cant milk a cow for 12 years. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^sorry"

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there."

"Why did the train go left? Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it."

"What was Rihanna's nickname for Chris brown? Beats me."

"A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What is this, a joke?"""

"THERAPIST: how do you feel ME: with my hands THERAPIST: no, like on the inside ME: ohhh...idk probably kinda squishy and weird"