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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the rapid growth of Indian cities? Turbanisation"

"only thing keeping me from being stripper is about 60 pounds"

"They Say Never Judge A Man Until You Walk A Mile In His Shoes Because you'll then be a mile away and will also have his shoes"

"Found $10 in a pants pocket. It was awkward though because someone was still wearing it."

"Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. ""Why are we running so fast?"" asked one. ""Because"" said the second ""it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"""

"Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy? Because all the roads lead to Rome."

"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger... ...But then it hit me"

"What's the difference between a Russian bot and a sincere Trump supporter? One of them actually exists and the other *ees teepeecal Amyerikyan pyatriot*."

"Did you hear of the old man that died while masturbating? He had a stroke."