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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Kim Kardashian find her asshole? He's back on tour."
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"George washington said ""We would have a black president when pigs fly!"" ... well, swine flu."
"How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows, the findings never replicate."
"Just heard about this teacher who had sex with her student. Another reason I won't send MY dog to obedience school"
"If you hit a car that is blaring Christmas music before Thanksgiving, it will deploy tinsel instead of airbags."
"I was a pizza delivery guy once, but only for a day. They gave me 12 pizzas to deliver and I just never came back."
"What insect lives on nothing? A moth because it eats holes."
"Jesse James married my sister. He's know my brother out-law"
"Q: Why does everyone love cats? - A: They're purr-fect!"
"At 4-way stop, the first person to finish their text has the right of way right?"