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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Kim Kardashian find her asshole? He's back on tour."
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"An ancient Greek walks into a tailors with a torn pair of pants: ""Euripides?"" Asks the tailor. ""Yeah, Eumenides?"" Replies the man."
"What do you call a fish in a hurry? Salman Rushdie."
"Reasons Pluto is so cold: 3) It's far from the sun 2) Its atmosphere is too thin to trap heat. 1) It found out we said it's not a planet."
"This may be racist but whenever I have a test in class I try to get a seat next to a dolphin because they are usually really smart."
"Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ? Elephanta Claus !"
"Interviewer: Please take off your sunglasses.. Me: Nah, I'm afraid you'll see how high I am"
"What do you call a guy who hangs out with a bunch of musicians? A drummer."
"Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone? Because she's dead."
"Before I give a speech, I always tell myself I won't quote Linkin Park But in the end it doesn't even matter"