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Joke of the Day
"Whatever you do in life, give 100%... unless you're giving blood."
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your place! Knock knock Who's there? Bak bak My chemistry prof said that one today"
"My love for you is like diarrhea I just can't hold it in"
"Disney is releasing an alternate version of its latest film for the Indian audience where Nemo's father starts looking for a bride for his son. It's called Finding Dowry."
"Why are gingers' feet so rough? Because they have no soles"
"Q: How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary? A: With a warlock."
"Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a pub... Barman says ""Is this some kind of joke?"""
"How many pretty girls are there at a monastery? Nun."
"So Bill Cosby and Darren Sharper walked into the bar... I would tell you what happened next but for some reason I can't remember a thing from that night."
"What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian? Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason."