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Joke of the Day

"""Try it, it's so good!"" ""Come on, man. Just a taste."" ""I'm having some. Mmmm."" ""Trust me."" Feeding my 2yo makes me feel like a drug dealer."

"Sorry feminists... Why do doctors slap babies butts when they come out? To knock the balls off the dumb ones."

"Ever heard of a Freudian slip? It's when you say one thing but mean your mother."

"At last, a herb related joke It's about thyme"

"Idea to help fight the obesity epidemic in America: Force Walmart to keep their parking spaces at least 200 yards from their entrances."

"What's black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron"

"Who is the smelliest hairiest monarch in the world? King Pong."

"If bars can say no to drunk people why won't McDonalds say no to fat people?"

"We just hired an ex-con, who was in for tax evasion, to do our landscaping And I must say he is terrific at cutting the corners."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Licalotapus."