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"Fecophilia Man, fuck that shit."
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"The Rabbit and the Seagull On a long summer day, a fat man was walking down Michigan Avenue. A black guy ran up to him and said, ""........"
"Fat goths are morbidly obese."
"[15 years ago] Mom: Use protection. I'm too young to be a nana [Now] M: I'll pay for the Russian mail order bride. I WANT GRANDCHILDREN!!"
"I work in a popular hotel... I see people come in to stay from all over the world, yet for some reason I've never seen a Native American here. I guess they just don't like to make reservations."
"Why was Fibonacci afraid of 5? ...because 5 8 13!"
"A man walks into a Doctor's office screaming, ""I'm a wigwam, I'm a TeePee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a TeePee!"" The Doctor Says, ""You're too Tense"""
"Alzheimer joke (can't remember if repost)"
"What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission? An ill-eagle"
"What's brightly coloured and looks good on raver kids? Fire."