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Joke of the Day

"My dick is so big that if I laid it out on the keyboard... ...I would probably be escorted out of the Mac store."

"How did Vikings send secret messages? By Norse code!"

"How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb? When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer."

"What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face..... :D eh. Eh.?"

"I hear U.S military bases in the Middle East party hard. The soldiers there are always taking shots."

"I majored in Politics, Computer Science, and Dance. Now I'm stuck writing Al Gore Rhythms."

"Perhaps Voldemort's face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station."

"If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times does he become disoriented?"

"How many dead hooker's in your basement does it take to change a light bulb? Well, it's not 4"

"LEONARDO DA VINCI: *on street corner* eeey girl! gimme a smile, girl! nah, not that big. make it cryptic, girl, like 'what is she thinking'"