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Joke of the Day
"How many dead hooker's in your basement does it take to change a light bulb? Well, it's not 4"
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"What's the difference between Boy Scouts and Jews? Boy Scouts come back from their camps."
"HOW TO BECOME A CRAZY CAT LADY: 1) Get a cat. 2) Repeat."
"All the workers at the nuclear reactor plant left work. They left a sign at the door. What did it say? Sorry! Gone fission."
"What do you call a really fast seamstress? Tailor Swift"
"R.I.P boiled water... You will be mist"
"Kids, on Christmas Eve Santa WILL break in to your house. He wants to STEAL YOUR COOKIES. If he has an ""accident"" the law is on your side."
"I have an original joke. Just kidding. I couldn't find one to repost."
"My daughter called Neapolitan ice cream ""three-way"" ice cream & I'm not sure I'll correct her cuz I'm a horrible person & it makes me laugh."
"What did God say to the cheese that sinned? Gouda Hell."