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Joke of the Day
"Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven? Because seven ate nine."
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"Me: There's nothing better than a quiet evening out with friends after a hectic week. Tequila: We're gonna fight every girl in this bar!"
"A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop asks, ""May I help you with your luggage?"" The photon responds, ""No thank you. I'm traveling light."""
"What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment? The second (right to bare arms)"
"Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch? Because he had Somalia."
"They should give the girls who don't get a rose on The Bachelor a cat."
"What did the apple say to the pear? [Man, go] away!"
"Famous Last Words List your favorite ones. The one I liked the most when I was growing up: Tarzan: ""Who greased the vine?"""
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