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Joke of the Day
"Even though the nurse who performed my circumcision did a bad job... I still left her a tip."
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"Survey says According to a new study by the CDC, women are more likely than men to experiment with same-sex partners. Said men, ""What channel is CDC?"""
"Why do Jewish people have big noses? Because air is free.. I'm sorry."
"What did the tie say to the neck? I think I'll just hang around."
"I would tell you another chemistry joke... But all the best ones Argon."
"My dog and I are just drivin around, listenin to music and OMG DOG DO YOU EVEN HAVE A LICENSE? PAWS AT 10 AND 2. DO NOT FOLLOW THAT SQUIRREL"
"How many potatoes does it take to kill 1 million Irish? None."
"What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other? ""What is life without a porpoise?"""
"Go full Balrog on your college midterms! And do not pass."
"What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."