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Joke of the Day
"Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream? A: He was hit by a bus"
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"What do you call an interracial dwarf actor? A half cast"
"19 people got trampled at the Berlin Love Parade?! That's like if the War on Terror resulted in more terrorists!"
"Sometimes blank stare is the correct answer."
"What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl? sometimes i get the joke."
"One man's internet wife is another man's internet husband."
"How do you circumcise a whale? Fore-skin divers!"
"What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows!"
"It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it"
"""Who the fuck is this bitch?"" - Me, every time the local news gets a new anchor woman."