205046

Joke of the Day

"What do Mexicans play at their funerals? Another Juan Bites The Dust"

"What's the best thing about twenty nine year olds? There's 20 of them"

"An elderly woman was at the doctor's office... She asked why she was so sore all the time. He replied, jokingly, ""A dissipated youth?"" She replied, ""I wish I could remember him!"""

"Dont trust any kids asking for bread this Halloween. Theyre more than likely just ducks dressed up as kids. I wont fall for that again."

"No officer I didn't mean to run him over. Yes I saw him but I thought he was my ex, and clearly he is not my ex."

"Cathy on FB is ""feeling annoyed"" and is asking why people even own cell phones if they're not gonna answer. Can I tell her? Pleeease."

"A rabbi, a priest, and a Lutheran minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, ""Is this some kind of joke?"""

"""BALL SO HARD MUTHAF--KAS WANNA FINE ME."" ""Grandma, just pay the parking ticket..."""

"A Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents named him: "" Sudden Lee""."

"Please help! I desperately need a joke about an Irishman."