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Joke of the Day

"Babe, some guy told me today that if I have sex with him... ... he'll give me these earrings. What a jerk!"

"Like if you believe in God. Remember he saw you reading this."

"A chemist and his friend walk into a bar... The chemist asks the bartender for some H2O. His friend is trying to be cool and says ""Hey, I'll have an H20 too"". Then the friend dies."

"What does your hot mom where under her skirt? A Freudian slip."

"At this point you can get more Gas for your $5 bill at a Taco Bell than you can at a Shell Station"

"A Briton is on vacation in Germany. The man walks into a bar. Dies."

"How would you describe the average bully? Mean."

"I will read my horoscope from as many different sources as I need to until I find the one I like"

"My wife came out of the shower and said, ""I shaved ""down there"". You know what that means?"" I said, ""Yeah you clogged the drain again."""

"Why did the ska kid not get the job?... they were worried about his checkered past"