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Joke of the Day

"Babe, some guy told me today that if I have sex with him... ... he'll give me these earrings. What a jerk!"

"An engineer has girlfriend but she lives in other nation ...... .......& that nation is ""Imagination"""

"An American guy ends up in the hospital with an Australian doctor Feeling very weak and dizzy, the patient asked: -Did I come here to die? -No, you came here yesterday."

"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead."

"Sometimes, the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is an idiot."

"I was throwing banana peels at other cars because I'm out of turtle shells, officer. Duh."

"I'm at my most Ninja Turtle when I remove a manhole cover & jump into the sewers to avoid making eye contact with someone I know in public."

"I was so busy yesterday, my smart phone had 75% battery left at the end of the day."

"I was quite surprised to learn that there are 47 ways to spell..... Prime Minister Netanyahu."

"Summer body wasn't ready.. But winter body is good to go!"