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Joke of the Day
"shit. the number the girl at the Sprint store gave me is MY number"
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"Why did the plane crash??? The pilot was a load of bread!"
"Hey everyone. I created a new word today. Plagiarism."
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"joke - ghost What did the ghost wearing sox say? Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose !"
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