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Joke of the Day
"Do I have a joke about periodic table of elements? Na"
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"A Canadian walks into a bar A metal bar. BANG! ""Sorry!"" says the Canadian."
"Did you ever hear about that movie constipation? No? Well that's because it never came out"
"What kind of bees give milk? boobies"
"It drives me fucking crazy when people post questions on Facebook that could easily be answered with a basic google search."
"What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs? A condescending condescending"
"Did you hear the latest about Donald Sterling? He wouldn't get in his limo. He said that it was ""too black."""
"My friends cat just ran across his banjo and was immediately sued by Mumford and Sons."
"How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? They all gather around their cash registers and sing ""What a Friend We Have In Jesus..."""
"I went to a premature ejaculation clinic... ... but there was no one there. Guess I came too early."