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Joke of the Day

"""I don't get the fuss about Ronda, I've knocked out plenty of girls"", Cosby states."

"I buried my head in my girlfriend's breasts tonight when we had a deep, intellectual conversation I just had to rack my brain to figure it out."

"Friends are a lot like trees... They fall down when they are hit with an axe multiple times."

"September 1st Never forget"

"I wouldn't bother making a joke about an infinite line No point."

"Saw my ex... On my way home from work last year i saw my ex being beaten up by 3 guys, i stopped the car and ran over to help...she didnt stand a chance against 4 of us."

"Why did Vivaldi die poor? Because he was baroque."

"What does an r/frog say? reddit, reddit"

"What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste!"

"Do you think it's weird that the only reason we still have landlines is so cops in movies can wake each other up in the middle of night?"