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Joke of the Day
"What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales!"
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"Why were there balloons in the bathroom? There was a birthday potty."
"What is the most affectionate type of chicken? The tender ones (Badum Tss)"
"My grandma once told me... that she is a virgin"
"Former eye doctor Rand Paul decided to run for president in 2016 Of all people, you would have thought he'd have 2020 vision"
"""Would you like to partake in resistance training?"" ""No."" ""That's what I like to hear."""
"Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold? I dunno I just fly the drone....."
"What goes ""Pop-pop-pop-pop-pop-pop click-click-click-click-click-click pop-click""? A stuttering South African tribesman."
"God, grant me the serenity to accept this stolen property, the courage to sell it on eBay, and the wisdom to not get caught."
"A newly wed guy asked me about marriage. I told him it's sort of like a museum. You have to be quiet and you can't really touch anything."