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Joke of the Day
"Thai masseuses are deceitful bitches Give them a chance and they'll walk all over you"
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"Reddit TIFU... ...since she said she wanted to be on top."
"Why you don't ask grandma sex questions I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Charles ! Charles who ? Charles your luck on the lottery !"
"I tried to be a tap dancer but I kept falling in the sink! (thank you, british uncle ken for that dry humor)"
"How do golfers get away with cheating? The unfairway"
"do you know the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? one less drunk"
"My grandpa died peacefully in his sleep I can't speak for everyone else in his car though"
"So, a happy Muslim on an empty stomach enters a gay bar............. Bartender asks, ""What will it be!?"" The Muslim replies, ""Shots for everyone!"""
"How does a racist laugh? He sniggers."