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Joke of the Day
"My grandpa died peacefully in his sleep I can't speak for everyone else in his car though"
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"Old English Churches by Beverley Minster"
"I heard my ex girlfriend needs a new kidney I'm not worried, her body hasn't rejected an organ in 25 years. -Tom Cotter"
"My balls are so big that my sac only holds one. The second one? You're standing on it."
"What do you call a crocodile in a band? A crocstar"
"Oscar Pistorius is pleading not guilty to the charge of premeditated murder Frankly I don't think he's got a leg to stand on."
"Why is picture of Jesus better than Jesus himself? You only need one nail to hang up the picture."
"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs... Because they always take things literally."
"How bad is it, doc? ""Well, you'll never run again"" So basically the same"
"Husband: What do you love most my natural beauty or my body? Wife: Your sense of humor."