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Joke of the Day

"Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine."

"I have created the only non-racist Chinese joke. So I went to Chinatown today. There were too many bright lights. I asked them to dim sum."

"I am a super hero... Every day after work I'm Thor."

"I don't know what's longer: a microwave minute or a treadmill minute..."

"I just shot my first turkey today! I don't think they are going to let me back into that store again."

"I like a good long cuddle with my girlfriend after sex It's the quickest way to deflate her"

"Please don't joke about WWII, my grandpa died in a KZ camp He fell down from the guard tower."

"For the love of God, what is Jesus saving? Is it coupons? I bet it's coupons"

"Knock knock Who's there? Obesity. Obesity who? Obesity is not a joke it's a wake-up call."

"What was special about Three-Eyed Suzie? She had no legs."