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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Charles ! Charles who ? Charles your luck on the lottery !"

"Will the new Apple car have windows? No. And it won't have a jack either."

"Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day? Because he's a little prick!"

"I found the rulebook for an old card game at my grandfather's house. ""Draw a card, if it's black, take a shot."" Oh wait, that's just the LAPD guidebook."

"I went in to hospital for an operation... I asked the anaesthetist if I could administer the needle myself, and he said: ""Sure, knock yourself out""."

"How do you know when there is a bassist at your door? He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in."

"HWhy did the monster lie on his back? To trip up low-flying aircraft."

"""Will.he.was"" -Will.i.am's tombstone"

"Did you see the President of Russia doing magic tricks outside? He was really Putin on a show"

"Did you know the average performer can subsist off of one compliment for multiple nanoseconds?"