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Joke of the Day

"how much does a deer cost? its ""radyr"" - its funny because in Denmark radyr means two things - ""very expensive"" and ""doe"""

"Oh, so you wanna argue? BRING IT, I GOT MY CAPS LOCK ON !"

"What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld? Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways?"

"My twittercide will be like the final scene in BraveHeart but a doughnut will fall from my hand in slowmo instead of an embroidered hanky."

"I bet you want to hear a ghost joke right? Thats the spirit."

"ME: Is it true you can smell diseases? MY DOG: Yes ME: Well do I have any? MY DOG: Yes, you're insane ME: Wow you can smell that? MY DOG: No"

"What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Tennish"

"I hate when people say Hitler did nothing wrong afterall he did commit suicide..."

"*hits on a guy* He's bleeding. I think I'm doing this wrong."

"What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly? They ostrich-sized him"