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Joke of the Day

"What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Tennish"

"Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position? He just couldn't hold it any longer."

"I tried making a belt that had a watch for a buckle ... it was a waist of time."

"Why do women parachutists wear cups? So they won't whistle on the way down."

"Hilary Clinton will be the first f president of the united states.... i was gonna say female but someone deleted the emale."

"My son asked me why girls pee sitting down. I told them they're lazy."

"I watched Americas Got Talent for 15 minutes and I beg to differ."

"There is a thin line between a numerator and denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny."

"My daughter wants a smart car for her 16th birthday. She thinks it will do her geometry homework."

"""To hell with it, thats good enough."" - every person after theyve ever tried to iron a shirt. Ever."