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Joke of the Day
"What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly? They ostrich-sized him"
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"I don't mind that my wife thinks I'm crazy. I mind that I have to hear it from our dog."
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"Back in WW2 I used to be a seaman... Now I just put it all over my wife's ass."
"iOS 8 fail."
"What martial art do cows practice? Moo-thai."
"ME: I wish I was a little bit taller GENIE: done M: I wish I was a baller G: done M: I wish I knew the rest of the lyrics G: done M: dammit"
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