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"I bet you want to hear a ghost joke right? Thats the spirit."
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"How to catch an elephant Dig a big hole Fill it with ashes Sprinkle peas on top When the elephant goes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole."
"I often find myself singing in the shower, which can be extremely frightening. Is he a clone!? What is this place! SOMEBODY HELP ME."
"How do Muslims like to make their pizzas spicy? They add halalapeno."
"What do you call a sad hat? A sombre-ero!"
"The best way to prepare for Motherhood is to put Dora on TV for 9 months, set your alarm for every 45 minutes and throw food on your floors."
"Boss: ""You're not suppose to be drinking on the job!"" Me: ""You're not suppose to cheat on your wife."" Boss: ""Keep up the good work sir."""
"Grim Reaper: You know why I'm here. Me: Heavy drinking? Unhealthy diet? Texting and driving? GR: You should've forwarded that chain email."
"I'm an anti vaccine activist, and didn't vaccinate my children. They're all dead, but at least they don't have autism!"
"I was nervous about meeting new people on a cruise... ... until I realised, we are all in the same boat."