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Joke of the Day

"What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld? Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways?"

"My internet is so slow... Loading..."

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wipe his ass. [Edit] my uncle just told me this"

"Why did Xmen's Cyclops go to the doctors? Because he needed laser eye surgery!"

"Hillary's So Crooked.... Hillary's So Crooked She Needs A Kaine!"

"woops i wrote a joke with no punchline a joke with no punchline"

"What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection? He came and went at the same time."

"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result but I still get up every morning."

"A man played Justin Bieber to force an attacking bear to run off. He was treated for his injuries, then arrested for cruelty to animals."

"I'm a ventriloquist. I can put my hand up your skirt and make your lips move!"