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Joke of the Day
"Friends are like snowflakes. If you pee on them they disappear."
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"Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy? It takes longer to pick up"
"What is the fiercest animal in the savanna? The *itseems*. Because the lion is not as fierce as it seems..."
"Did you hear the library at the University of Alabama burned down this morning? All three books were destroyed. One of them wasn't even colored in yet."
"What military branch has the largest biceps? The Army."
"Where do animals go when their tails falls off? The retail store"
"Tip for drowning your enemies: Paint pictures of people yawning on the bottom of their swimming pool."
"What's a ghost's favorite search engine? Ghoulgle"
"""My husband is such a pig. All I asked for was $100 for the beauty salon..."" ""He took a long look at me and gave me $300"""
"Before I got divorced, I should have converted all my assets to jokes. Because my ex couldn't ever take one."