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Joke of the Day
"What's a ghost's favorite search engine? Ghoulgle"
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"When I was about 14/15 I wanted to be a plumber, then I wanted to be a firefighter, then pizza delivery man,then I stopped watching porn."
"Did you hear about the time Helen Keller fell down the well? She screamed her fingers to the bone."
"Damn girl are you Schrodinger's cat cos you're in a box and all these nerds are talking about you? Sir have some respect this is a funeral."
"I went to a seafood disco last week I ended up pulling a mussel."
"I used to work at a soda pressing factory... I had to compress soda cans all day. It was so depressing. (so...da...pressing). HA!"
"If a chick tells you she's ""not like other girls"" she just proved she's exactly like all other girls."
"I set my Tinder to Flint, Michigan. Its been fun! The chicks are so thirsty."
"If you've seen one shopping centre... You've seen a mall."
"5yo: ""Dad we don't have a chimney. How will Santa get in?"" Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what? Me: what?"