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Joke of the Day

"Before I got divorced, I should have converted all my assets to jokes. Because my ex couldn't ever take one."

"FOX News is a Mecca for people who hate Mecca."

"A piece of ham Ham is ham. The end"

"[At bar] BARTENDER: I dont think she wants to talk man ME: [dabbing on pickle juice as cologne] I think I know what the ladies want pal"

"Girl, you're like school in june.. No class."

"Annie, are you ok? You sure? Cool That's how long that song would've lasted if I sang it."

"What do you call a car if you don't know its gender? Mitsuheshe."

"What did the one strawberry say to the other? If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!"

"What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton? They are both soft and crumble under pressure."

"I've just been in the garden with my stepladder Not my real ladder, I don't get on with him"