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Joke of the Day

"Why can't mimes finish marathons? Because they can't get past ""the wall""."

"When Ariel the mermaid gives a blowjob to Prince Eric... is that Fellate Of Fish?"

"It's really cute how my 16 slams her bedroom door, in the house that I pay for, every time she gets pissed off. So...I took away the door"

"What has 12 hands, 12 legs, and 12 eyes? 12 pirates."

"Did you hear that Jared from Subway might have been involved with child pornography? Sounds like he was just trying to beat fresh."

"I renamed my night club Viagra... It's been 4 hours and people are still cuming!"

"Justin Bieber is still truly Canadian at heart... His most popular song is called ""Sorry""."

"On Facebook: Them: Look! We're at the beach! Me: Look! I'm in your house!"

"My girlfriend is the squareroot of -100. She's a 10, but it sucks because she's imaginary."

"Where do the stankass penguins live? Antfartica"