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Joke of the Day
"Teacher: ""Simon, can you say your name backwards?"" Simon: ""No Mis"""
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"Hey Seattle, Wanna win the Superbowl? No thanks, We'll pass!"
"My favorite mythological creature. My favorite mythical creature is the happy bitch in tampon commercials."
"bakers trade recipes on a knead-to-know basis"
"I told a miscarriage joke to my mate yesterday but I couldn't deliver it right."
"My GF arrives in town next week. I'm so excited! I just hope that all the tension w/ Russia doesn't make U.S. immigration hold up the mail."
"boyfriend jeans are over. in 2017 its all about wearing your boyfriend's dog's jeans"
"I don't tell god how big my problems are, I tell my problems how big my god is."
"Why was the lightning bug unhappy? Because her children were not very bright."
"If she likes old school hip-hop, she probably wants the D12."