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Joke of the Day

"What you you call a girl you meet on Reddit? You don't."

"My family is German. I've learned the hard way not to get drunk. The hangovers aren't the problem, but for some reason I keep waking up in Poland, and all my Jewish neighbors keep vanishing..."

"I'm not suggesting Cher is a nazi, but at no point during ""If I Could Turn Back Time"" does she mention killing Hitler."

"Your momma so slutty... ...her spirit animal is the swallow."

"I'm trying to imagine you with a personality."

"What did one snowman say to the other? Do you smell carrots?"

"What did Hitler call his recliner? Mein Kampf-y Chair."

"Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: ""Me sick, no work"" Boss SMS back: ""When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"" 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: ""Me ok, ur wife very sweet"""

"There's only 3 types of people in the world. Those that can count, and those that can't."

"Why do Java programmers need glasses? Because they can't C#."