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Joke of the Day
"How did the badge get away with murder? He pinned it on someone else."
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"Does jack Nicholson have it right? Absolutely! Lol so funny and true! http://imgur.com/Ty82Ugc http://imgur.com/69lQnye"
"I like my women like I like my doctors Always asking me to take my clothes off whenever I see them."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing? Because P is silent."
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"Titanic II: Jack Survives"
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"I knew a guy who had 5 penises. His pants fit like a glove."
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