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Joke of the Day
"Socialism is like breathing water... You just aren't doing it right! Here let me try..."
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"You know, it occurs to me that my ceiling fan is inherently indecisive... Any time I ask it a question, it only ever responds with ""HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"""
"Did you hear the one about Phillip Hughes? He was the first Australian to die of a bowler."
"What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a zit? Nothing, they both come on a boy's face when he turns 13."
"7 dwarfs were in the bath feeling happy. So ......happy got out"
"Q: Why did my wife cross the road? A: To fuck some dude (sorry my jokes haven't been as funny since I found out about my wife's affair)"
"What is the scariest thing to read in braile? ""Do not touch"""
"German girlfriend My german girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10. Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done."
"How do you confuse a straight person? LGBTQ+"
"If I was a witch I would cast vague and subtle spells. So and so never gets to see a rainbow again. That type of stuff."