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Joke of the Day

"What's your most fucked up joke? I'm looking for the most cancerous jokes you can think of."

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"What do you call a group of homosexual lions? gay pride"
"One Liner I've smoked so much pot the zig zag man has a tattoo of me on his arm. [Jokes] #jokes"
"What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants? Sandusky"
"Watching tv with 4 and now he knows the word crescent. All I learned as a kid was how hard to hit a cat with a frying pan without killing it"
"WANTED: Good looking girl to jog in front of me while I run. Can't be fast."
"What do boobs and margaritas have in common? One is not enough. Three is to many."
"As seen on a masonry truck Cement shop robbed, police investigators find no concrete evidence"
"Two guys walk into a bar... the next one ducks."
"My girlfriend was sucking my dick...... My girlfriend was sucking my dick when she took it out of her mouth and said ""I don't really like the way dicks look."" I said ""Hmmm, it must be about taste"""