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Joke of the Day
"What's your most fucked up joke? I'm looking for the most cancerous jokes you can think of."
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"What causes something to go up and then down? Viagra falls"
"Scientists have created a cotton plant resistant to boll weevils. When asked about it, they replied, ""It's unbollweevible."""
"Just one. How many scientists does it take to build a time machine?"
"Why couldn't the snowman spend his money? Cause his assets were frozen."
"Friend: How do you spell ""SHOP""? Me: S-H-O-P Friend: How do you say it? Me: ""Shop"" Friend: What do you do when you get to a green light?"
"My wife divorced me because I'm still making april fools pranks. April fools!"
"What do you call a black man who flies a plane for a living? A pilot you fucking racist!"
"BoB had 35 Kakes. He ate 30 of them. What does BoB have Now? He have diabetes"
"What did Nietzsche call his Yiddish cab driver? An Uber mensche."