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Joke of the Day

"What do boobs and margaritas have in common? One is not enough. Three is to many."

"Why can't you hear a psychiatrist urinating? Because P is silent"

"I just saw an article titled ""Can We build a Real Jurassic Park?"" DID YOU FORGET WHAT HAPPENED IN THE MOVIE?!"

"My talking dog gave me a stick the other day and told me he found it 600 miles away. That's a bit far-fetched."

"I told myself after high school I wasn't going to smoke any more weed. I haven't smoked any less either."

"What do you call an Asian who's tolerable some of the time? Occasionally (OK Asian Lee)."

"A guy finds a genie... He says ""I wish I was better at talking to women."" ""Poof!"" the genie says, ""You're gay!"""

"Star Wars (1977): A wounded warrior overcomes severe burn injuries to build a massive empire only to see his estranged son destroy it."

"Can't believe I'm still writing ""-oslovakian"" on all my Czechs."

"My wife gets a bit irritated when I talk about my second and third marriage because, you know, she's my first."