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Joke of the Day

"whats orange and black and hates lasagna? A picky eater wearing a Garfield costume."

"The fact that there is even such a thing as ugly hookers tells you pretty much all you need to know about men..."

"What did Hamlet say to his cat? Get thee to a nyanery!"

"What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War? Juan down, a million more to go."

"Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? because she was a woman!"

"Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? A. From chasing parked ambulances."

"A priest and a rabbi... A priest and a rabbi see a young boy. Priest: ""Let's fuck him."" Rabbi: ""Out of what?"""

"Have you ever smelled moth balls? How did you get its tiny legs apart?"

"Dear England, Now you know what it feels like when you're out of Europe against your will. Scotland."

"What happens when breed a shark and snowman? You get a frostbite!"