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Joke of the Day
"Why is hockey the bloodiest sport? It has three periods."
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"What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet? Shoe."
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"What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him? Thanks Verstappen."
"Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight? The Thai fighter"
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"Chuck norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it."
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