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Joke of the Day
"If breaking a mirror is seven years of bad luck. What would have to break to give you 18? a condom"
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"So your face, is it permanently like that or are you genuinely surprised every time you take a selfie?"
"How do ants hide from aardvarks? They disguise themselves as uncles!"
"You know Donald Trump isnt that bad When he pays $25 ~~for~~ to every Juan ~~on floor~~ ."
"I vandalized an art major's car today. Removing pizza delivery signs is surprisingly easy."
"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away."
"Confucius says - He who goes to bed with itchy butt Wake up with stinky fingers. Just remembered this from when I was 13"
"What should you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle? Wipe it off."
"What is the Italian postal motto? We know where **you** live, your family too!"
"The 'C word' My girlfriend hates it when I say the ""C word"". This one time, we were watching Spongebob and I'm like ""hey, its 'C word'!"" and shes like ""it's Squidward, you cunt"""