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Joke of the Day
"If breaking a mirror is seven years of bad luck. What would have to break to give you 18? a condom"
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"I stepped on an ant hill today and realized I had probably killed a lot of innocent ants. I also killed all the ant rapists so, I'm a hero."
"I bought some ""no more tears"" shampoo but her hair still tore right out!"
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"Fucking customer keeps calling & asking for a quote even though I keep telling him I'm not an inspirational mother fucker."
"What's more illegal than marijuana? My Mexican neighbor"
"I suffer from paranoia and procrastination. Everyone is out to get me, just not right now"
"What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's been knifed"
"Heard The Wall Street Journal just dropped Facebook stock results to the Comics Section"
"I should rename my Reddit account to Digiorno... Because as OP I never deliver"