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Joke of the Day
"What are some great video game jokes?"
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"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? Because it was two tired."
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts cost $1.50, while deer nuts are under a buck."
"Hotel California is basically a negative Yelp review with a two minute guitar solo."
"What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A great start"
"Give a retarded man a fish... And he'll plant it and try to grow a fish tree."
"I went to the doctor recently.. * Doctor: Do you play any sports? * Me: Does sex count? * Doctor: Yes * Me: Then no."
"Just recorded my boss yelling at someone on the phone. Guess who has a new ringtone."
"[OC] What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen? Ugh.... Pho queue..."
"What do you call a zoo that only has dogs? A Shih Tzu"