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Joke of the Day
"Bunny Farts What's invisible and smells like carrots?"
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"A classic from when we were kids A man walks into a bar... And says ""Ow!"""
"Why does everyone hate their elder brother?"
"Twitter: The addiction that talks back."
"""Nothing is certain, except death and taxis."" Don't you mean ""ta-- *gets run over by a cab*"
"Why is 88 better than 69? Because you get ate twice."
"When you're single nobody likes you... when you're in a relationship everybody likes you."
"Every year I got an accident by passing the road on 1st April Cause, I thought that Traffic signal try to make me April fool."
"You don't need to use your words if you're carrying a machete. People just seem to figure it out."
"Your momma's so fat... Her picture fell off the wall She wears a 3 piece bikini There are smaller fat women orbiting her Her tampons come equipped with On Star"