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Joke of the Day
"A classic from when we were kids A man walks into a bar... And says ""Ow!"""
Next Joke
"US Loretta Lynch confirms that all 7 FIFA officials dramatically threw themselves onto the ground faking injury when arrested earlier today."
"What do you call a bird that flies over a baseball stadium? A fowl !"
"What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot? The Imperial March"
"Anakin: How do we get in? Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*"
"I was banging my neighbors wife, doggy style, when her husband came home... She said, ""OH MY GOD, use the BACKDOOR!!"" I should've left at that point, but you don't get an offer like that every day..."
"Was at a pretty emotional wedding last week... ... Even the cake was in tiers!"
"Why did the student act crazy each time he worked on math homework? He was on crystal math."
"I went in to a pet shop. I said, ""Can I buy a goldfish?"" The guy said, ""Do you want an aquarium?"" I said, ""I don't care what star sign it is."""
"interviewer: do you have any experience in a leadership role? me: well, I am the group admin for a WhatsApp group"